Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them!
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The Ontario Mennonite Quiz!
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Mennonites Refuse to Watch ‘Worldly Series’
ST. JACOBS, ON Thousands of Mennonites in southern Ontario have refused to join in on the festivities this evening after local pastors preached vehemently against the ‘Worldly Series’s this past Sunday. “I don’t know what […]
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Massive Concrete Wall Divides Kitchener and Waterloo
KITCHENER-WATERLOO, ON Residents of Kitchener-Waterloo were shocked to discover a four-metre concrete wall dividing the twin cities when they woke up this morning. The ‘Kitchener-Waterloo Wall,’ which stretches for miles between the two cities and […]
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A Glossary of Pennsylvania Dutch Profanity
Believe it or not, there are times when even the Amish and Swiss Mennonites get frustrated. The wind might wreak havoc on your barn-raising plans, or Elder Hershberger might interfere with your courtship of Maria […]