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Local Couple Finds Themselves Completely Alone in Church on May Long Weekend

May 19, 2019 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The Fehrs walked into church this Sunday and found that there were the only couple in the entire congregation who didn’t go to Grand Forks for the weekend. “At first I was like, […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Woman Reluctantly Keeps Tacky Jesus Souvenir For Thirty Years

January 25, 2019 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Local woman Sarah Plett has reluctantly held onto the tacky glass Jesus statue that her Uncle and Aunt brought back for her from a trip to Brazil they took in 1987. “I was only […]

The Daily Bonnet

Puerto Vallarta to Be Renamed ‘Little Winkler’

January 15, 2019 Andrew

PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO After nearly two-thirds of the Winkler population vacated their homes and showed up on a charter flight to Puerto Vallerta this past week, the mayor of the Mexican resort town has decided […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Loops Parking Lot for an Hour to Avoid Paying for Parking

January 12, 2019 Andrew

CALGARY, AB Local man Jeremy Goerzen, 39, was picking up his friends at the airport who were visiting from Manitoba. Unfortunately the flight was delayed and so, instead, of paying ten dollars to park, Jeremy […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Strip Searched at Airport; Security Shocked at What they Found!

July 10, 2018 Andrew

VANCOUVER, BC Mr. Klassen of Yarrow, BC was selected for random screening at the Vancouver Airport this past week. Mr. Klassen had been heading to visit frintschoft in Kansas, when he was pulled aside for […]

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