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Top 50 Most Common Swiss Mennonite Surnames

October 6, 2017 Andrew

The Daily Bonnet doesn’t want to leave anyone out. After compiling a list of the most common Russian Mennonite surnames, there were numerous requests to make a Swiss Mennonite list. The problem was I didn’t […]

The Daily Bonnet

The Top 50 Most Common Mennonite Surnames

September 29, 2017 Andrew

We all know Mennos like to have large families, but some of us are considerably more prolific in this department than others. So, what are the most common Dutch/Prussian/ “Low German” Mennonite surnames? Let’s have […]

The Daily Bonnet

Outrage in Steinbach After Streets Named After ‘Johnson’ and ‘Smith’

August 23, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB A new housing development in Steinbach is taking the bold step of naming the streets after Englishers. The first two streets, which drew the ire of several Mennonites, are ‘Johnson Boulevard’ and ‘Smith Place.’ […]

The Daily Bonnet

Henry Reimer to Move to the Corner of Henry and Reimer

April 17, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Thanks to a new Steinbach law, residents will now be allowed to inhabit the street corners that match their names. First to take advantage of this new law was Henry Reimer, 71, formerly […]

The Daily Bonnet

Harry Dyck Considers Name Change

February 18, 2017 Andrew

SCHONTAL, MB After years on the farm without a care in the world, retired dairy farmer, Mr. Harry A. Dyck of the Schonthal area, is now seriously considering a name change. “My friends are giving me mixed […]

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