Gopnik Outspits Mennonite
ZAPORIZHZHIA, UKRAINE Mr. Harder was on a Mennonite history tour in southern Ukraine this past week, when he encountered some young men in Adidas suits squatting on the corner. “The guy had this massive mound […]
ZAPORIZHZHIA, UKRAINE Mr. Harder was on a Mennonite history tour in southern Ukraine this past week, when he encountered some young men in Adidas suits squatting on the corner. “The guy had this massive mound […]
BIRDS HILL, MB On opening day of knackzoat reservations, millions of Manitoba Mennonites rushed to be first to reserve their sunflower seed spitting spot for summer 2021. “We had a great spot at Birds Hill […]
WINKLER, MB Area man Steve Toews, 38, is being hailed as a local hero this week after he stuffed an entire bag of dill pickle Spitz in his mouth at once. “It was the church […]
ALTONA, MB Even though more potent product is now legal for use in Canada, nothing can stop Mr. Klassen, 83, from chowing down “Mennonite marijuana” every chance he can get. “I get this stuff so […]
WINKLER, MB Local man Richard Dyck, 57, is facing a slew of criticism this week after bringing something other than Ronnie’s knackzoat to a local bonfire. “I don’t know what came over that man. If […]
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