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Vancouver Heat Wave Blamed On Hot Air From Abbotsford

June 27, 2021 Andrew

VANCOUVER, BC As blistering temperatures rock the West Coast, Vancouverites are desperate to find a plausible explanation for this abnormal heat wave. It seems like they’ve finally discovered the source. “The hot air is believed […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Gets His Kicks on Route 606

June 23, 2021 Andrew

OKLAHOMA CITY, OK Mr. Bender has strayed a long way from home this summer and embarked on totally epic trip down the world famous Route 606. “I got my horses running, I head out on […]

The Daily Bonnet

Last Chance to Work on Your Farmer’s Tan this Weekend

September 4, 2020 Andrew

KENORA, ON Mennonites across the Canadian Prairies will be taken advantage of the long weekend to work on their farmer’s tans this weekend. It’s the last chance they have to do so until the cold […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winkler Family Plans Exotic Vacation in Morden this Summer

September 1, 2020 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Since international travel remains a no-go this year, Winkler family, the Schroeders, have decided to go someplace they’ve never been to before, that being the neighbouring community of Morden. “We’ve been to Playa […]

Unger Suspicion

1.4 Million Manitobans Show Up at Steep Rock All at Once

August 2, 2020 Andrew

STEEP ROCK, MB If Facebook and Instagram are any evidence, it seems that every single person in the province of Manitoba showed up at Steep Rock this weekend. “Oba, we even had to share a […]

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