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Local Woman Renews Her Vows to Facebook

May 30, 2017 Andrew

VICTORIA, BC Local woman and loyal social media user Alice Loewen, now retired and living on Vancouver Island, has decided to renew her vows to Facebook on their ten year anniversary. “I love Facebook as much […]

The Daily Bonnet

My Grandma Doesn’t Believe This Photo Will Reach Around the World

March 10, 2017 Andrew

My dear old grandmother, Aganeta Penner, doesn’t believe this photo will reach around the world, so to teach her about Internet safety, I’ve decided to run a social experiment to show her just how far […]

The Daily Bonnet

Facebook Bans Mennonite Ladies from Posting Pictures of Flowers

August 24, 2016 Andrew

MENLO PARK, CA After controversially banning mothers from posting breast feeding pictures, reports indicate that social media giant Facebook is now planning a ban on pictures of flowers. The news has been met with strong […]

The Daily Bonnet

Couple With Joint Facebook Account to Finally Get Married

May 25, 2016 Andrew

STE. ANNE, MB Wedding bells are on the horizon for a local couple who have been Facebooking in sin for more than three years. Brenton Friesen and Laurie-Anne Cote of the Ste. Anne area have been […]

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