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Harvard Restores Funding After Record-Setting Quilt Auction

May 25, 2025 Andrew

CAMBRIDGE, MA After having its funding dramatically reduced in recent weeks, Harvard University has had to result to a tried and true method of raising money – a Mennonite-style quilt auction. “At this point, we […]

Unger the Influence

Frugal Mennonite Ladies to Make Quilts Out of Their Old Trudeau Flags

January 7, 2025 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Got an extra ‘F-ck Trudeau’ flag hanging around? The ladies at the Pembina Valley Quilting Society could use your assistance. The group is collecting discarded Trudeau flags, which they plan to scrap and […]

The Daily Bonnet

Concerning New Mennonite Workplace Trend: Quiet Quilting

April 2, 2023 Andrew

NIAGARA-ON-THE-LAKE, ON It’s called “Quiet Quilting” and it’s a concerning new workplace trend, as increasing numbers of Mennonites in offices and shops across the country are discreetly stitching away at their quilts during the workday. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Manitoba Hires Mennonite Quilting Ladies to Patch Provincial Highways

May 14, 2022 Andrew

KILLARNEY, MB The Killarney women’s quilting club will be extra busy this spring after receiving a generous provincial grant to patch highways throughout the region. “We’re starting with that really rough 14 kilometre stretch near […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Appear in New Reality Show ‘Quilting with the Stars’

March 15, 2021 Andrew

ARBORG, MB Mrs. Bergman and Mrs. Kroeker or Arborg are just two of the many skilled Mennonite artisans to be featured on the upcoming season of ‘Quilting with the Stars.’ “We’ve been working on a […]

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