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The Ontario Mennonite Quiz!
Ontario Mennonites. They exist. Let’s see how much you know about them! [wp_quiz id=”10406″]
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Unger & Thirst
Mennonite Woman Finds Romance in the Sausage Aisle at Zehrs
KITCHENER, ON When Miss Susannah Wenger went shopping this past Wednesday in Kitchener, she never thought she’d meet the love of her life in the sausage aisle. “There I was, perusing the wide variety of […]
Unger & Thirst
Manitoba Woman Totally Baffled by ‘Honour System’ in Kitchener
KITCHENER, ON Mrs. Unrau of Winnipeg was visiting friends in southern Ontario who insisted the local butter tarts at City Café Bakery were even better than what she could get back home. “I must say, […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Woman Accidentally Displays Sexy Lingerie on Clothesline
ST. JACOB’S, ON Mrs. Martin has sent shockwaves throughout Woolwich Township this past week after a lace teddy that she purchased in Kitchener appeared on her clothesline. “I nearly crashed my buggy when we went […]
Unger Suspicion
Doug Ford Vows to Downsize Mennonite Elder Boards
TORONTO, ON Ontario Premier Doug Ford says he plans in invoke the “notwithstanding clause” to defend his efforts to reduce the number of elders on local Mennonite church boards. “The elder boards in the Kitchener-Waterloo […]