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Headline Contest

Annual ‘Best Borscht Breath’ Championship Draws Massive Crowd for 9th Consecutive Year (Headline Contest #6 winner)

June 6, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to this week’s winner Evan Morgan! Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The […]

The Daily Bonnet

Chaste Young Mennonite Man Fully Intends to Pay Before He Pumps

June 2, 2023 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Area man Guillermo Wiens, 19, was absolutely flummoxed by the “pay before you pump” sign at the local gas station this afternoon. “Why would such a sign even be necessary?” wondered Wiens. “What […]

Headline Contest

Uber Comes to Steinbach (Headline Contest Winner #3)

February 28, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to Randy Fender, headline contest winner for this week. Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as […]

Headline Contest

Unger Review – Headline Contest #3

February 21, 2023 Andrew

Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Men Clamour to Buy Discount Flowers Two Days After Valentine’s Day

February 16, 2023 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Romantic Mennonite men across the Fraser Valley flocked to the mall this afternoon to get their hands on cheap flowers and discount chocolates. “Ahh, honey, you shouldn’t have!” said Mrs. Enns, giving her […]

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