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Kenney Commands All MLAs to Vacation in La Crete from Now On

January 3, 2021 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB Alberta Premier Jason Kenny has gotten into some hot water as of late for allowing eight of his most precious MLAs to travel during the holidays despite public health orders not to do […]

The Daily Bonnet

Reluctant Mennonite Man Dances to ‘Cotton Eye Joe’

August 16, 2019 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Guillermo Plett had never danced in his life and he wasn’t about to break his vow of dancing abstinence just because the Reimer cousins were getting married. However, three hours and a […]

The Daily Bonnet

La Crete, Alberta Declared “Mennonite Capital of the North”

December 27, 2018 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB The small town of La Crete, Alberta has been officially declared the northern most Mennonite town in the world and thus becomes the capital city for all Mennonite towns north of the […]

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