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Create Your Own Daily Bonnet Headline with the Daily Bonnet Headline Generator

May 9, 2021 Andrew

Inspired by the Just Plain Wrong podcast’s “Amish romance novel title generator‘ the Daily Bonnet has created our very own Headline Generator. Simply select your birth month, birth year, last digit of your telephone number, […]

The Daily Bonnet

The Most Popular Daily Bonnet Articles of 2020

December 31, 2020 Andrew

Well that sure was a year to remember … or forget. Perhaps it’s better if we remember 2020 from the lens of the Daily Bonnet. Here are the top ten most popular articles of 2020. Click on […]

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Real News or Daily Bonnet Quiz 2020

December 25, 2020 Andrew

Well, we can’t say that 2020 was boring, that’s for sure. However, with such an eventful year, it may be more difficult than usual to differentiate between the real news and satire. I’ve provided 20 […]

Unger Conviction

‘Unger’s Bible Dictionary’ Not Nearly As Hilarious As Mennonite Man Was Hoping

October 13, 2020 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Assuming absolutely anything with the name Unger on it must be absolutely hilarious, local man Mr. Falk decided he’d pick up a copy of that Bible dictionary he’d seen kicking around. “I’ve been […]

The Daily Bonnet

“Mock us, please!” Pennsylvania Mennonites Demand Equal Treatment by the Daily Bonnet

November 15, 2019 Andrew

INTERCOURSE, PA Thousands of Pennsylvania Mennonites petitioned the Daily Bonnet this week to be “more inclusive” of their particular idiosyncrasies that they claim are just ripe for mockery. “That website is far too Canadian!” yelled […]

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