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Unger & Thirst

Area Man Receives a Bag of Ten Thousand Villages Coffee from Every Single Guest at His Birthday Party

January 22, 2020 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Literally every single guest at Mr. Reimer’s 53rd birthday party this week gave him a bag of Ten Thousand Villages fair trade coffee. “That man is impossible to shop for. I wracked my […]

Unger & Thirst

Conservative Mennonite Group Vows to Preserve Old Tim Hortons Lids

January 12, 2020 Andrew

WOOLWICH TOWNSHIP, ON When Tim Hortons recently introduced a newly redesigned coffee lid, millions of Canadians were overjoyed. Not so, for the Mennonites of Woolwich Township, however. The new coffee lids were seen as a […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Enjoys Delicious Steaming Cup of Pripps

December 11, 2019 Andrew

GRUNTHAL, MB Mrs. Thiessen sat down this afternoon, ground up some barley from the bin out back, and made herself a lovely cup of Pripps. “Ahh, just like my Oma used to make it,” said […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Calls Her Coffee Break a ‘Menno Pause’

June 29, 2019 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Laurie Kehler, 31, of Saskatoon is enjoying her new job, especially since its right next to a Starbucks that she can easily access during her morning Menno Pause. “I get a twenty minute […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Sucks Down Fifty Sugar Cubes During Funeral Reception

June 2, 2019 Andrew

REINFELD, MB Mr. Buhler, 71, set a new Mennonite record after consuming more than fifty sugar cubes dipped in coffee at the funeral reception of Mr. Kehler. “You should have seen that man. Sugar cube […]

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