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Unger & Thirst

Tim Hortons Introduces Full Line of Yerba Products

September 22, 2017 Andrew

GRETNA, MB The popular Tim Hortons shop in Gretna, Manitoba is set to become the first Tims in the region to replace their entire line of beverages with Paraguayan yerba mate. Gretna Tims, which just […]

Unger Conviction

Which Steinbach Church Has the Best Coffee?

May 3, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB When selecting churches, the determining factor for many church-shoppers these days is not theology, doctrine, style of worship or even mode of baptism, but rather something significantly more important: the quality of the […]

Unger & Thirst

Fraser Valley Man Dunks Donut, Sparks Massive Theological Debate

September 11, 2016 Andrew

CLEARBROOK, BC Little did Elmer Friesen know when he dunked his chocolate glazed donut in his coffee at the local Tim Hortons, that this small act would spark a theological feud with neighbouring coffee drinkers. […]

Unger & Thirst

Vacant Safeway Store to Become One Massive Tim Hortons

August 8, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Empty since being purchased and shut down by national grocery chain Sobey’s, the old Safeway store in Steinbach is rumoured to be turned into Canada’s largest Tim Hortons restaurant. “There already is a […]

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