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Contestants Stumped as 2 Mennonite Mayors Appear in Jeopardy! Clue

July 17, 2025 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC A Jeopardy! clue this past week has made two Mennonite mayors world famous. Abbotsford mayor Ross Siemens and Winkler mayor Henry Siemens were mentioned in the clue, which had contestants stumped. “I couldn’t […]

Unger Suspicion

Festival to Feature New Chilliwack Cover Band Called Abbotsford

May 9, 2025 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC They’re the hottest Chilliwack cover band on the circuit and they’re heading straight for the main stage at the Fraser Valley Mennonite Brethren Festival of Music and Arts this weekend in the Clearbrook […]

The Daily Bonnet

10 Items You Should Not Donate to the Abbotsford Thrift Store

February 28, 2024 Andrew

Oba, nay! So after an unfortunate donation at an Abbotsford thrift store this week, we thought we’d make the rules a little more clear. Please, folks, whatever you do, do not donate the following items […]

Unger Conviction

Abbotsford Music Fans Demand Brian Doerksen Open for Taylor Swift

November 21, 2023 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC A petition had been circulating in local MB church lobbies this week to have the Fraser Valley’s most popular worship leader Brian Doerksen open up for Taylor Swift in Vancouver next year. “Can […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Love New Game Show ‘Frintschoft Feud’

November 19, 2023 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Ratings were through the roof this week after the Hieberts of Abbotsford appeared on the popular Family Feud game show. The appearance was so successful that the show’s producers have decided to create […]

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