Mennonite Woman Passes “Auntie Jen” Test


There was much celebration in the Janz household this weekend after Diane revealed two solid lines on her “Auntie Jen” test.

“OMG, I’m going to be an auntie,” yelled excited sister Jennifer. “I didn’t even know you were dating anyone? No worries, the church elders will figure out what to do.”

Jennifer Janz is quickly preparing all the things required of a Mennonite auntie.

“Okay, first I need books, lots and lots of books. Danny Orlis books mostly,” said Jennifer. “Then I need to work on my cheek-pinching and quilting. Being an auntie is going to be so much fun!”

The tests also work on Auntie Lisa, Auntie Sarah, and Auntie Ruth, and are available with bilingual instructions for those who prefer to call them Taunte Jen tests.

(photo credit: MichaelMcLean/CC)

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