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Green Flag Drops for the Russlaender 100

July 15, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB And they’re off! After consuming a hearty breakfast, racers gathered at the starting line this morning just outside the Fort Garry Hotel in Winnipeg. The Russlaender 100 will see the world’s top Mennonite […]

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Winnipeg Goldeyes Take Over First Place in American League Central

July 11, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After months of speculation about who would emerge as the dominant team in the lowly American League Central, an unexpected victor has emerged – the Winnipeg Goldeyes. “Finally, someone in that division is […]

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Toronto Maple Leafs Announce Plans to Relocate to Las Vegas

June 13, 2023 Andrew

LAS VEGAS, NV After decades without a Stanley Cup, the Toronto Maple Leafs have finally come up with a plan that will guarantee them a victory in the near future – moving to Las Vegas. […]

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Fans Shocked as PGA Tour Merges with Mennonite Cornhole League

June 7, 2023 Andrew

HENDERSON, NE The news sent shockwaves across the sporting world this afternoon, after it was announced that the PGA Tour would be merging with their longtime rival Mennonite Cornhole League. “It was a long hard […]

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Meet the Plett Brothers: The Last Remaining Fans Still Watching the NHL this Season

May 22, 2023 Andrew

TABER, AB After searching long and hard all across the country, researchers have found two Mennonite dudes who apparently didn’t know hockey was over for the season. The two remaining hockey fans are Jeremy Plett, […]

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