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‘Pawn Stars’ Chumlee Settles Down With Nice Mennonite Wife

August 14, 2017 Andrew

LAS VEGAS, NV Sorry, ladies, but Austin Lee Russell, better known to fans of the hit reality show Pawn Stars as Chumlee, is now off the market. Numerous sources report seeing the handsome young pawn […]

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What Should Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall Do In Retirement?

August 11, 2017 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK Brad Wall, popular long-serving Premier of Saskatchewan, and the only Mennonite Premier in Canada, announced Thursday that he would be retiring from politics in the near future. Mennonites across Saskatchewan were saddened and […]

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Hundreds of Amish Pay Tribute to Glen Campbell by Parading Around Town in Rhinestone Suits

August 9, 2017 Andrew

INTERCOURSE, PA The moratorium against flashy clothing was temporarily lifted last night as hundreds of Amish men and women took to the streets of Intercourse sporting gaudy rhinestone suits in tribute to the late great country legend […]

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Mennonite Biker Gangs Clash with Hells Angels at Sturgis

August 8, 2017 Andrew

STURGIS, SD South Dakota police were on high alert this weekend as a notorious horse-and-buggy Mennonite gang known as ‘The Swartzentrubers’ descended on Sturgis for the annual motorcycle rally. Authorities were concerned that the introduction […]

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Justin Trudeau Poses Topless on the Cover of ‘Manitoba Hog Farmers Weekly’

July 29, 2017 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Days after becoming the first Canadian Prime Minister to make the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, Justin Trudeau appeared with his shirt off on cover of Manitoba Hog Farmers Weekly. “I thought I […]

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