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We all know the famous Mennonites like Olympian Cindy Klassen, Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall, and Kleine Gemeinde founder Klaas Reimer, but after extensive research, the Daily Bonnet has compiled a list of Mennonite celebrities that […]
GOSHEN, IN Inspired by a provocative 19th century pamphlet, Mennonite revolutionary leader Karl Yoder spoke to a legion of followers on Saturday, calling on the masses of Yoders to overthrow their chains of oppression. “Comrades! For too long […]
EDMONTON, AB In an effort to attract new visitors to the formerly-largest mall in the world, the West Edmonton Mall hotel has renovated ten of its famous theme rooms to have a Mennonite motif. “I’ll […]
STEINBACH, MB More than twenty-thousand dirty hippies descended on Steinbach this weekend for the annual Summer in the City Festival, apparently under the false impression that it was “like the new Woodstock or something.” “I […]
LANCASTER, PA The Pennsylvania Supreme Court has recently ruled that all Dutch Blitz players in the region must sport full body armour from now on. “This is for your own good. It’s for your own protection,” […]
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