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Unger Conviction

Mennonite Child Accepts the Lord in the Womb

May 20, 2017 Andrew

WICHITA, KS Representatives of the Guinness Book of Records were on hand to witness the birth of Samantha Lois Penner, the youngest ever religious convert in the history of the Christian church. “We knew this was […]

The Daily Bonnet

Friesen Siblings Gather for 20 Year Home School Reunion

May 20, 2017 Andrew

ALTONA, MB The Friesen siblings of Altona gathered this past week at Mom and Dad’s bungalow to celebrate their 20-year home school reunion. “We’re the graduating class of 1997,” said Dave, who works at the local […]

The Daily Bonnet

Grandma’s Bunion Surgery Goes Shockingly Wrong

May 19, 2017 Andrew

LINDEN, AB Due to decades of wearing uncomfortable shoes that were just too small for her, Grandma Peters, 83, of Linden, has had to undergo more than a dozen bunion surgeries in the past few […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Finally Finishes ‘Peace Shall Destroy Many’

May 18, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local man Ron Wall, 59, has finally finished reading Rudy Wiebe’s Peace Shall Destroy Many, which has been sitting on his nightstand since the late 70s. “I’m not much of a reader,” said […]

The Daily Bonnet

Strange and/or Creepy Google Search Words That Led People to the Daily Bonnet

May 18, 2017 Andrew

It’s been quite a year at the Daily Bonnet. Thousands of people have visited our site looking for Mennonite satire. A few, however, have been searching for, let’s just say, peculiar things when they’ve come […]

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