Quizzes
Quiz: Is it a sin or is it NOT a sin?
Let’s face it, a lot of the stuff the elders claimed was sinful was just made up at a board meeting back in the 1960s sometime. Still, if you’ve been raised in a strict Mennonite […]
Articles by Andrew
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Plastic Straw Ban Leaves Pacifist Mennonites Completely Defenceless
BERNE, IN In recent weeks, cities across the country have banned plastic straws because of their environmental impact. While many are supportive of the idea, there has been some resistance, particularly from the nation’s 500,000 […]
Unger Suspicion
Government Needs Your Help in Tracking Down Family of Asylum Seekers Who Crossed the Border Late Last Night
NATIONAL BORDER REGION The federal government is seeking the public’s help in tracking down a family of undocumented migrants who are believed to have crossed the border into the country in the middle of the […]
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Mennonites Caught Smuggling Dirty Rubber Boots Across the Border
WINDSOR, ON A Canadian Mennonite family has been detained at the Windsor-Detroit border this afternoon after the Canadian border officer spotted Mr. Friesen’s dirty rubber boots and suspected their might be a problem. “How long […]
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A List of Incredible Mennonite Superpowers
While any just ordinary Mennonite can drain a swamp, milk a cow, or shoe a horse, only a rare few have these amazing superpowers. How many do you possess? Teleportation: The ability of Mennonite moms […]