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Manitoba to Repatriate All Mennonites Who Moved to BC

May 14, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB A new law will require all Mennonites who moved to BC in the last few decades to sell their million-dollar homes and take up residence over near Rosenort somewheres. “For years, we’ve seen […]

Unger Suspicion

WestJet Accidentally Announces New Direct Flights from Winnipeg to Altona

May 13, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB WestJet announced this week a new direct flight between Winnipeg, Manitoba and the bustling Hartsfield-Jackson Airport in Altona. “Starting this fall, we’re offering direct flights all the way from Winnipeg to Altona,” said […]

Unger & Thirst

Funeral Cancelled After Bridge Fire Cuts Off Cheese Curd Supply

May 11, 2023 Andrew

NEW BOTHWELL, MB Funerals in the area were cancelled today after a bridge fire cut off access to the cheese curd factory in New Bothwell. “Jauma, no cheese curds? Looks like we’ll have to postpone […]

Unger the Influence

In Resurfaced Music Video, Danielle Smith Calls 75% of Albertans “Crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish Paradise”

May 10, 2023 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB In a recently resurfaced music video from the mid-90s, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith was caught on camera saying that “75% of Albertans are all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish paradise.” “Hitchin’ up […]

Headline Contest

Kleefeld Seniors Group Stages Production of Cinderella (Headline Contest Winner #5)

May 9, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to David Sawatzky, headline contest winner for this week. Each week (or so) The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 […]

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