REGINA, SK
Millions of Americans have signed a petition urging the White House to blockade and seize, if necessary, all oil tankers in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan.
“We need to immediately send in our navy to surround Saskatchewan before it’s too late,” said petition signer Mr. Siemens. “The last thing we want is those Saskatchewan tankers making their way into our waters.”
The American Navy swiftly got to work trying to navigate their way to Moose Jaw or, at the very least, Swift Current.
“Not sure how we’re going to get those aircraft carriers down that creek there in Swift Current, but we’re going to try,” said Major General Klippenstein. “But if anyone can do it, I can. After all, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.”
The Navy is hoping the can have the entire province blockaded by the end of the year.
“That is if our boys can learn to portage with a ballistic missile submarine on their backs,” said Klippenstein.
So far the Navy has made it as far as Lake Superior and the Pacific Ocean, but say they’ll have Saskatchewan hemmed in in no time.
