CUAUHTEMOC, MEXICO With demand outstripping supply this year, millions of Mennonites have been left ra’busless and desperate for something to sweeten up their roll kuchen. “You gotta have the golden syrup, maybe even some icing […]
CUAUHTEMOC, MEXICO Area man Kjnels Thiessen, 21, is attempting to woo the single women of Manitoba Colony by consuming a whole bag of Takis Fuego during faspa this Sunday. “Oba, that Kjnels sure is handsome […]
BLUE CREEK COLONY, BELIZE Numerous reports out of the Central American country of Belize today suggest that it exists. “We’re in Blue Creek Colony, Belize this morning and look around you. It’s here,” said reporter […]