ALTONA, MB A new formavorscht-scented car air freshener has been flying off the shelves at gas stations this past week, with Mennonites throughout the region eager to have their truck cabs smell of smoked meat. […]
STEINBACH, MB Author Andrew Unger started writing satire exactly ten years ago and in that time has posted more than 3000 fake news articles about schmaunt fat. “I began this project as a way to […]
NEW YORK, NY The historic Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York will be torn down this week and replaced with a $1.8 billion Donald J. Trump Center for Free Speech. “I’ve always been a very […]
BURNS LAKE, BC Thomas Redekop, 54, of Burns Lake, BC was in for the surprise of his life after he cut into a delicious perogy only to discover the entire thing was filled with a […]
WASHINGTON, DC The White House just announced this week they’d be creating a $1.8 billion slush fund, specifically designed to provide Trump and his buddies with a neverending supply of 7-11 Slurpees. “I’ve hand-selected a […]
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