WASHINGTON, DC
A completely destroyed and annihilated military has somehow managed to take over the Strait of Hormuz this afternoon, which means Donald Trump will have to completely destroy the completely destroyed military yet again.
“We’ll do whatever it takes to completely destroy the completely destroyed enemy forces,” said Trump, “and if that means we have to keep completely destroying every day for the next six months, we’ll do just that.”
Even if it takes years to completely destroy the completely destroyed military, Trump says they’re willing to do it.
“Completely destroying an already completely destroyed armed forces takes a lot of work,” said Trump. “But as your Commander in Chief, I pledge to do whatever it takes to destroy the destroyed military.”
The enemy forces were 100% annihilated not that long ago, which means that they’re already at 100% capacity once again.
“But that won’t stop us,” said Trump. “You can trust that once we 100% destroy the 100% destroyed enemy, the American people will be 100% safe.”
