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The Ultimate Mennonite Geography Quiz
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Unger Suspicion
Canadians Accidentally Set Off Fireworks 3 Days Early
ABBOTSFORD, BC Residents of Sumas, Washington were completely baffled by the huge display of fireworks over the border in Abbotsford, BC this evening. “What are they doing? Practicing?” pondered Mrs. Schmidt of Sumas. “They had […]
Unger the Influence
Canada Introduces New Food Allergy Warning Label
OTTAWA, ON Just moments after ascending to the throne, new Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney announced an important new set of warning labels to be displayed on all food products in the country. “We want […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Man Shunned After Returning from Zurich with Swiss Army Knife
ZURICH, SWITZERLAND Area man Dave Kehler immensely enjoyed his time at the Anabaptism 500 celebrations in Zurich this week, but the pleasant festivities contrasted with the rather unfriendly greeting he received on his arrival back […]