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Committee Already Planning “Anabaptism 1000” Celebrations

June 3, 2025 Andrew

ADDIS ABABA, ETHIOPIA Moments after the 500th anniversary service ended, a committee of Mennonites from around the world had already gathered in Addis Ababa to start planning the Anabaptism 1000 celebrations. “I know this is […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Thinks His Specific Brand of Mennonites is Representative of All Mennonites

January 25, 2025 Andrew

SCHANZENKLEEGRUENSTEIN, MB Area man Abe Friesen is under the impression that the specific type of Mennonites that he is familiar with, those who speak Low German, wear suspenders, forbid dancing and drinking, and complain about […]

Unger Conviction

All Mennonites Are Exactly the Same

October 8, 2021 Andrew

Mennonites have received a lot of attention in the media as of late, and not all of it has been positive. Therefore, it behooves me as a proud Mennonite and journalist to clear up a […]

Quizzes

The Mennonites of Africa Quiz

February 21, 2021 Andrew

In the past we’ve had a few quizzes based on Mennonites from various geographic regions from Latin America to the Pembina Valley. This time, we’re quizzing you on what you know about the Mennonite church […]

Unger & Thirst

Ten Authentic Mennonite Dishes to Make for Mennonite Heritage Week

September 8, 2019 Andrew

It’s finally here! Mennonite Heritage Week! A time to sit back and reflect on everything that it means to be Mennonite. While you’re arguing in the church lobby about the nuances of being a pacifist […]

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