Taylor Swift Leads Kansas City to Super Bowl LVIII


With a stunning 17-10 victory over the Baltimore Ravens this afternoon, Kansas City Chiefs superstar Taylor Swift has punched her team’s ticket to Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas.

“Kansas City is heading back to the Super Bowl for the fourth time in five years,” said KC fan Mike Wiens. “It’s amazing that they remained so consistent, even with a change in leadership.”

Ravens fans were hoping their team could overcome the odds, but Taylor Swift was just too much for them to handle.

“She was unstoppable,” said Ravens fan Peter Dueck. “We were simply outplayed. I hate to say it, but they were the better team this afternoon. But, you know, there’s no shame in losing to Taylor Swift.”

Also going to the Super Bowl this year is Patrick Mahomes, whoever the heck that is.

(photo credit: Eva Rinaldi/CC)

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