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Adventurous Mennonite Couple Discovers a Whole World Beyond St. Vital Centre

February 26, 2017 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Mr. and Mrs. Jakob and Helena Funk of Lowe Farm were recently shocked to discover that there was more to the provincial capital than a suburban mall. “For decades we’ve just been driving between […]

The Daily Bonnet

Recent Crime Wave Prompts Niverville to Move 50 kms Further Away from Winnipeg

January 4, 2017 Andrew

NIVERVILLE, MB It’s close proximity to Winnipeg has always been a drawing card for the growing town of Niverville, but after a recent crime spree, the town has decided it will move “at least 50 […]

The Daily Bonnet

Steinbach Couple Claims to Be From Winnipeg While Travelling

September 9, 2016 Andrew

CALGARY, AB A young married couple from Steinbach, who recently went on a road trip to Alberta, have been telling everyone along the way that they are “from Winnipeg.” “The hotel clerk, the gas station […]

Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Woman Embarks on Epic Thirty Minute Expedition to Steinbach

August 15, 2016 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Marco Polo, Thor Heyerdahl, Sir Francis Drake – these names are synonymous with exploration and adventure. Today we can add the name Alison Becker to the list, the daring young woman who, when visiting […]

The Daily Bonnet

Thousands of Winnipegers Visit Steinbach and Decide ‘It Doesn’t Suck’

July 22, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB After visiting Steinbach for the first time during this year’s Summer in the City and Steinbach Pride events, tens of thousands of Winnipegers have decided it’s “a pretty nice place” and are planning to […]

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