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Unger Suspicion

Ungerer Adds an Extra ‘Er’ to Become Ungererer

September 8, 2023 Andrew

KITCHENERERER, ON Not satisfied with the mildererer form of the word Unger, area man Bill Ungerer has decided to add an extra ‘er’ and become the world’s first Ungererer. “And my kids, I hope, will […]

Unger Suspicion

A Review of Various Ungers

January 29, 2023 Andrew

Here at The Unger Review we are dedicated to living up to our name. And what better way to do that than to offer a review of a number of notable Ungers. Our Unger critics […]

Unger Conviction

‘Unger’s Bible Dictionary’ Not Nearly As Hilarious As Mennonite Man Was Hoping

October 13, 2020 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Assuming absolutely anything with the name Unger on it must be absolutely hilarious, local man Mr. Falk decided he’d pick up a copy of that Bible dictionary he’d seen kicking around. “I’ve been […]

Unger Suspicion

Jennifer Lawrence to Star in ‘The Unger Games’

January 29, 2019 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA Superstar Jennifer Lawrence is planning to take a break from her blockbuster career by staring in a small independent Mennonite film tentatively titled, ‘The Unger Games.’ “It was time I got back in […]

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