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Mennonites Appear in New Reality Show ‘Quilting with the Stars’

March 15, 2021 Andrew

ARBORG, MB Mrs. Bergman and Mrs. Kroeker or Arborg are just two of the many skilled Mennonite artisans to be featured on the upcoming season of ‘Quilting with the Stars.’ “We’ve been working on a […]

The Daily Bonnet

Local Woman Completely Hooked on The Mennodalorian

January 25, 2021 Andrew

WINKLER, MB At offices across Winkler, the latest episode of The Mennodalorian is always the hottest topic around the socially-distanced water cooler every week. One Winkler couple has taken things a little too far. “I’ve […]

The Daily Bonnet

Hilarious New Show Features Leading Anabaptist Scholars in ‘Drunk Mennonite History’

October 21, 2020 Andrew

SOME CABIN IN THE WHITESHELL, MB A popular new television program is hoping to gather top Mennonite scholars from around the world to give their take on important historic Mennonite events such as the signing […]

Unger Suspicion

‘Schitt’s Creek’ Rebranded as ‘Schmidt’s Creek’ for Sensitive Southern Manitoba Market

October 2, 2020 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA Emmy-winning and wildly popular Canadian sitcom Schitt’s Creek has been rebranded Schmidt’s Creek in the southern Manitoba market. “Oba, waut de schissjat is this yet!” said Mr. Klassen flipping through the channels. “A […]

Unger & Thirst

New “I’d Like to Buy the World a Papsi” Ad Targets Mennonites

June 23, 2020 Andrew

HARRISON, NY Papsi sales have gone through the roof this week after the airing of a brand new ad featuring Mennonites from across the globe standing on a hill-top singing “I’d like to buy the […]

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