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Super Bowl Fans Accuse Taylor Swift of Distracting from the Commercials

February 11, 2024 Andrew

LAS VEGAS, NV It’s Super Bowl Sunday and that means millions of people will be on the edge of their seats to catch a glimpse of Taylor Swift. For some, however, Taylor’s presence just distracts […]

Unger Games

Taylor Swift Leads Kansas City to Super Bowl LVIII

January 28, 2024 Andrew

KANSAS CITY, MO With a stunning 17-10 victory over the Baltimore Ravens this afternoon, Kansas City Chiefs superstar Taylor Swift has punched her team’s ticket to Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas. “Kansas City is […]

Unger Suspicion

10 Taylor Swift Jokes Better than Jo Koy’s

January 12, 2024 Andrew

Need a Taylor Swift joke next time you’re hosting the Golden Globes? We’ve got a treasure trove of Taylor Swift jokes. The satirical headlines come in varying degrees of quality (and are priced accordingly.) Admittedly, […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Rundschau Names Taylor Swift ‘Person of the Year’

December 11, 2023 Andrew

CUAUHTEMOC, MEXICO For decades the Rundschau, in its various iterations, has provided Mennonites with news about what other Mennonites are doing in jantsied or even ditsied. Well, this year, the Rundschau has decided to branch […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Pastor Embarks on Worldwide ‘Eras Tour’

November 25, 2023 Andrew

FERNHEIM COLONY, PARAGUAY Pastor Dave R. Schmidt of Fernheim Colony, Paraguay has just announced a worldwide ‘Eras Tour’ during which he plans to preach sermons and sing songs representing 500 years of Mennonite history and […]

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