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Unger Suspicion

Winnipeg Woman Breaks Longstanding Vow Never to Leave the City with Visit to Pool in Steinbach

March 2, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Winnipeg woman Anne Pankratz has been perfectly content with her suburban Winnipeg lifestyle, never needing to leave the city for any reason whatsoever. That is until she found out about the existence of […]

Unger Suspicion

New Olympic-size Swimming Pool Opens in Winnipeg

April 13, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB A regulation Olympic-size swimming pool, complete with diving board, and a 24/7 on-duty lifeguard has opened up in the middle of a busy street in Winnipeg this week. “We’re really excited about this […]

Headline Contest

Mennonite Couple Swims in Dead Sea, ‘Not Salty Enough’ Complains Husband (Headline Contest #1 Winner)

February 1, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to Nate Sawtazky, headline contest winner for this week! Esach week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Bares More than Just Arms at St. Malo

August 7, 2020 Andrew

ST. MALO, MB Mr. Fehr, 62, of Kleefeld decided the family needed a nice afternoon at the beach, so he filled the trunk with zoat and headed off for St. Malo beach. “Oba, but when […]

The Daily Bonnet

Unseasonable Warmth Has Mennonites Flocking to the Pits

January 26, 2020 Andrew

HOCHSTEIN, MB As temperatures have risen well above freezing this week, Mennonites across southern Manitoba have been flocking to the local gravel pits for a swim. “Kjnels, don’t forget the zoat!” yelled Jakob Krahn, as […]

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