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Steinbach Streets Clogged at 9:30 AM on a Sunday

August 1, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB There was a massive traffic jam on Steinbach streets this Sunday morning around 9:30 AM. Visitors, the Wiebes from Swift Current, have lodged a complaint about the level of traffic. “Oba, well what […]

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Long-winded Mennonite Pastor Blamed for Burnt Sunday Roast

September 29, 2024 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Pastor Dan has been called before the church elder board this week after a particularly long-winded sermon led to the destruction of more than a dozen Sunday roasts this past weekend. “Mrs. Kroeker […]

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New Pill Makes Mennonite Church Service Tolerable

October 29, 2022 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC After decades of research, a brand new pill has been approved by the Mennonite Health Service that makes Sunday morning church services just barely tolerable. “I don’t use this term lightly, but it’s […]

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Mennonite Woman Folds a Record 300 Bulletins in Just 5 Minutes

October 25, 2022 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area woman Lana Koop, 43, set an all time record this past Sunday by folding and stuffing more than 300 bulletins in just five minutes. “I knew that people would start filing in […]

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Local Church Consists Entirely of Just Kehlers

October 25, 2021 Andrew

GRUENHIMMEL, SK New records reveal that an area Mennonite church is made up entirely of just one large Kehler family and a few women who’ve married in. “No wonder they call it the Kehler Church,” […]

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