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Mennonite Woman to Participate in “Labour Day Classic”

August 29, 2025 Andrew

REGINA, SK Bethany Seibel, 23, of Wymark, Saskatchewan is set to become the first Mennonite woman ever to participate in the Labour Day Classic this weekend. “Yup, they’re inducing labour on Sunday. I tried to […]

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Mennonite Woman Becomes Pregnant After Exposing Her Ankles

December 22, 2024 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Every Mennonite woman’s worst nightmare came true last night after Sarah Koop, 20, of La Crete exposed her ankles and instantly become 8-months pregnant. “I knew this would happen. Oh, I just […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Passes “Auntie Jen” Test

April 27, 2022 Andrew

ST. CATHARINES, ON There was much celebration in the Janz household this weekend after Diane revealed two solid lines on her “Auntie Jen” test. “OMG, I’m going to be an auntie,” yelled excited sister Jennifer. […]

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Mennonite Mother and Daughter Give Birth Just Hours Apart

January 16, 2021 Andrew

ST. JACOBS, ON Edith Funk, 42, of St. Jacobs gave birth to a bouncing baby boy named Jacob just three hours before her daughter Bethany, 20, gave birth to Edith’s first granddaughter Breanne. “I was […]

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Naejenpundjet Mennonitenbabie word derjch een Wunda dree Moonat verre Tiet jebuare.

November 4, 2020 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Bloos sass Moonat nohdem Peeeta enn Elvira Dertjze sich enne Altona MCMB Tjoatj befriet haude, erlaewd daut Poah derjch een Wunda dee Jeburt von aehrem easchtjebuarnen Saehn Timothy. “Wie send bloos soo frooh, […]

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