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Reluctant Mennonite Man Dances to ‘Cotton Eye Joe’

August 16, 2019 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Guillermo Plett had never danced in his life and he wasn’t about to break his vow of dancing abstinence just because the Reimer cousins were getting married. However, three hours and a […]

Unger Conviction

Millions Show Up for Mennonite Church Service in Upstate New York

August 15, 2019 Andrew

LOWVILLE, NY Over a million people have turned up this weekend to a Mennonite church service on Max Yoder’s farm in upstate New York. The service, billed as “3 Days of Peace and Music,” features […]

Unger Suspicion

Winkler Welcomes the Return of Legendary 60s Folk Duo ‘Peter Pauls and Mary’

August 1, 2019 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Winklerites have been snatching up tickets to see the long-awaited return of legendary 60s folk rock duo Peter Pauls and Mary. “Oba, I remember them since the charch picnic in 1964,” said Mr. […]

Unger Conviction

Goldmine of Discarded Gospel Records Discovered at Local Thrift Store

July 28, 2019 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Dozens of discarded vintage gospel records were discovered at a local Self-Help this week. The titles ranged from “Music of the Mennonite Church” by the Men’s Chorus at First Mennonite Church in Berne, […]

Unger Suspicion

7 Signs Your Co-Worker was at Folk Fest this Weekend

July 15, 2019 Andrew

Oba, nay! So some of the Englishers yet have been going to the Bard’s Hell Park over there for the Vanapag Folks Festival. I know that no good Mannanites were there, especially since they need […]

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