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Marge Simpson to be Buried in Rural Saskatchewan

June 27, 2025 Andrew

HERBERT, SK Beloved blue-haired mother-of-three Marge Simpson will be buried this week in a family plot near Herbert, Saskatchewan. “We ask that the public is respectful at this time of mourning for the Simpson family,” […]

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Bart Simpson Calls Moe’s Tavern to Ask for ‘Anita Dyck’

July 5, 2024 Andrew

SPRINGFIELD A rare out-take from Season 1 of The Simpsons was discovered this week, which revealed a prank call that was just a little too risque to air in the early 90s. “Hello, can I […]

The Daily Bonnet

5 Times The Daily Bonnet Accurately Predicted the Future

November 16, 2022 Andrew

We all know about that other Mennonite satirist, Matt Groening, and his uncanny ability to predict the future on his television show The Simpsons, but did you know that The Daily Bonnet has accurately predicted […]

Unger Suspicion

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hired by Fox News

October 29, 2018 Andrew

ATLANTA, GA Days after being fired from his job on the long-running sitcom The Simpsons, Apu Nahasaspeemapetilton has been hired by Fox News to work as a political pundit. “We only hire cartoon characters around […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Renounces Genealogy After Connection to Homer Simpson is Discovered

November 4, 2016 Andrew

MAIN CENTRE, SK Local Mennonite elder Leon Groening suddenly ceased his genealogy hobby on Friday after discovering a connection to cartoon imbecile Homer Simpson. “I was on Grandma’s Window – you know the Mennonite genealogy website […]

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