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Entire Province of Manitoba Hikes ‘Hunt Lake Trail’ All at Once

July 5, 2021 Andrew

WHITESHELL, MB More than a million Manitobans were at Hunt Lake Trail in the Whiteshell this weekend, which provided an additional obstacle for the otherwise challenging trail. “I thought I’d be climbing rocks, roots, and […]

The Daily Bonnet

Abbotsford Relatives Rush to Manitoba Where There’s Air Conditioning

July 1, 2021 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC The mass exodus seems to be reversing itself, as thousands of Mennos from the Fraser Valley are flocking back to Manitoba where homes come equipped with luxuries such as you know, like, air […]

Unger Suspicion

Brian Pallister Sends Out Emergency Alert Warning Manitobans that He is Still Premier

May 23, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB On Friday afternoon, thousands of Manitobans were startled with an emergency alert on their phones warning them that Brian Pallister is still in charge of things around here. “Waut de schissjat is this […]

Unger & Thirst

Saskatchewan Butcher Claims His Farmer Sausage is Just as Good as Anything they Make in Manitoba

March 13, 2021 Andrew

CHORTITZ, SK Still reeling from the 2019 CFL season, Saskatchewan man Peter Klassen is making bold claims that his farmer sausage is just as good, if not better, than the stuff made in southern Manitoba. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Joel Wiens Stadium Replaces Reimer Stadium (Yes, this is real and, no, it’s not in Manitoba)

February 15, 2021 Andrew

HILLSBORO, KS Residents of southern Manitoba were mortified to discover that the Mennonites of Kansas had one-upped them in naming stuff after Nikkels, Wienses and Reimers. “Waut de schissjat is going on down there at […]

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