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Unger Games

Peters “Makes It to First Base” Giving Hope to Young Men Across Winkler

April 4, 2026 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Rumours are swirling in Winkler this week after Chicago White Sox outfielder Tristan Peters became the first Mennonite ever and first Manitoban in almost twenty years to make to first base. The news […]

Unger Suspicion

Robots Caught on Kiss Cam at Björk Concert

July 31, 2025 Andrew

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND It was an embarrassing moment for two androids at a Björk concert this week, as they were caught in full embrace on the kiss cam. “I really don’t like to embarrass people or […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Newlyweds Look Like “They’ve Been Practicing”

August 11, 2021 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK When Maria Driedger and Peter Wall tied the knot this past Saturday, gasps went out throughout the crowd as their “first kiss” appeared to be anything but. “A dip and a swirl and […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman to Smother Relatives with Wet Kisses at this Afternoon’s Gathering

December 26, 2019 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Mrs. Penner, 71, plans to slobber all over each and every member of the Penner family at the gathering in the basement of the MB church in Chilliwack this afternoon. “Watch out, Penners, […]

The Daily Bonnet

Friesen Cousins Were On the Kiss Cam Last Night

February 5, 2019 Andrew

CALGARY, AB The Friesen cousins from Taber decided to attend a Flames game this week, but they didn’t expect to be thrust into the spotlight the way they were. “We were just sitting there enjoying […]

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