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The Daily Bonnet

My Grandma Doesn’t Believe This Photo Will Reach Around the World

March 10, 2017 Andrew

My dear old grandmother, Aganeta Penner, doesn’t believe this photo will reach around the world, so to teach her about Internet safety, I’ve decided to run a social experiment to show her just how far […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Lady Totally Wastes Her Allotted Fifteen Minutes of Internet Time

February 25, 2017 Andrew

SCHWAGERSHOF, MB This past Tuesday, local Mennonite woman, Alice Braun, completely wasted her daily allotment of Internet time by looking up chicken salad recipes. “I generously allow her a full quarter of an hour to […]

The Daily Bonnet

Fiery Romance Ignites in Daily Bonnet Comment Section

January 5, 2017 Andrew

GNADENFELD, MB Days after discovering their common interest in Mennonite satire, Daily Bonnet readers Martha of Gnadenfeld and Abe of nearby Schönenberg decided they would meet at MJs Kafe in Steinbach “to see if this might […]

Unger Suspicion

World Panics as Every Single Person’s Internet Browsing History is Exposed on Wikileaks

September 20, 2016 Andrew

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND People around the globe are in crisis today as somebody made public the Internet browsing history of every person on Earth. With a simple search, users can now look up a convenient list […]

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