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Aging Mennonites Switch from Dutch Blitz to Skip Bo

May 1, 2022 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK After years of wearing out their finger joints playing Dutch Blitz, Mr. and Mrs. Unger of Saskatoon have decided to “take things easy a little and play Skip Bo from now on.” “It’s […]

The Daily Bonnet

Nah Yo-dle is Real and its Spectacular!

March 21, 2022 Andrew

Move over Wordle – there’s a new Mennonite game in town. Nah Yo-dle has taken the Mennonite Internet by storm. We stopped by at the EMC Squared Church lobby in Schteinback to get the word […]

Unger Suspicion

Breaking News: No One Cares About Your Wordle

March 5, 2022 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN Mrs. Yoder, who has been faithfully posting her Wordle scores every day on Facebook, was shocked to discover today that literally no one cared. “I’ve committed so much of my life to Wordle […]

Unger Conviction

Church Elders to Investigate Member’s Involvement in Wordle Cheating Scandal

February 6, 2022 Andrew

WINKLER, MB The posting of a “highly suspicious” Wordle score by Mrs. Lois Toews of Winkler has spurred on the church elders to investigate. “A 1/6? Seriously, a 1/6? I’ve never seen that in all […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Shocks Relatives by Shooting with Middle Finger

November 3, 2021 Andrew

ROSENORT, MB Mr. Dueck had all the frintschoft in a tizzy this past week after he sunk twenty after twenty with his middle finger. “I always knips better with the middle one,” said Mr. Dueck. […]

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