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Headline Contest

Mennonite Father Solves John Deere Loader Breakdown

August 14, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to this week’s winner Nemo Emanon! (Yes, I get the joke).  This was the closest vote we’ve had yet! It was very close to a three-way tie, but just minutes before the closing of […]

Headline Contest

Headline Contest #8 – Submit your hilarious headlines for this photo

August 1, 2023 Andrew

Every once in a while The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Bids Fond Farewell to Future Farmer Sausage

July 26, 2023 Andrew

GRUNTHAL, MB Earlier this week, Mrs. Erin Neufeld, 22, of Grunthal, Manitoba paid her last respects to her beloved pig Stockwell, named after the former leader of the Canadian Alliance Party. “I’ll be seeing you […]

Daily Bonnet

New Holland Owner Way Ahead on His Spring Seeding this Year

June 1, 2023 Andrew

RANDOLPH, MB While the rest of his buddies have just finished their spring seeding this year, area man and proud New Holland owner Dwayne Funk is, apparently, already bringing in his first harvest. “Oh, I […]

Headline Contest

Local Farmer Abe Krahn Harvests the Wild Oats He Previously Sowed (Headline Contest #2 winner)

February 11, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to Jeremy Robinson, headline contest winner for this week! Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as […]

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