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Mennonite Woman Gets All Her News From The Unger Review

July 28, 2024 Andrew

MORDEN, MB “I don’t even know what’s happening until I see it in The Unger Review,” said Mrs. Brandt of Morden. “It’s basically the only news site these days without a paywall.” Paywalls, coupled with […]

Unger the Influence

CBC Publishes Fake News in Order to Skirt Facebook Block

August 10, 2023 Andrew

TORONTO, ON CBC News has hired Mennonite satirist Andrew Unger to “churn out a bunch of fake satirical news stories” in order to get around Facebook’s blockage of Canadian news sites. “Make up whatever you […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Demand their Constitutional Rights Under the ‘Freedom of Disinformation Act’

July 27, 2021 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA Pastor Troyer of Lancaster County is petitioning the United States government for permission to spread as much BS about the pandemic as he pleases under the ‘Freedom of Disinformation Act’. “What good is […]

The Daily Bonnet

10 Completely True No Bullshit Facts and Figures for Your ‘Mennonite Heritage Week’ Article

September 14, 2019 Andrew

Mennonite Heritage Week is upon us. In fact, it’s almost over. But no doubt there will be a few Englisher media publications that will try to write an article or two about us Mennos. And […]

Unger Conviction

Snopes.com Fact Checks Mennonite Pastor’s Sermon

October 26, 2018 Andrew

MEADE, KS According to leading fact-checking website Snopes.com, a sermon by our very own Pastor Dave has been found to be “FALSE.” “In his Oct. 21 sermon, three of Pastor Dave’s sermon illustrations were discovered […]

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