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Mennonite Woman Watches 72 Consecutive Hours of Hoof Trimming Videos

July 18, 2024 Andrew

RIVERTON, MB It all started with one click on the Hoof GP and three days later Martha Dueck of Riverton was still there. “I don’t know what it is but I can’t stop watching,” said […]

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‘Work from Home’ Trend Originated with Mennonites Centuries Ago

January 6, 2022 Andrew

WINKLER, MB It seems everyone’s working from home these days. For the Mennonites of the Pembina Valley, this trend is nothing new. “Oba! Working from home yet? What else do these Englishers even do with […]

Unger Suspicion

Hollywood Actor Presented with Annual “Even More Self-Righteous than a Mennonite” Award

February 11, 2020 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA The annual Hollywood Self-Righteousness Awards were handed out on Sunday, with the top designation ‘Even More Self-Righteous than a Mennonite’ going to actor Joaquin Phoenix. “I’d like to thank the Academy of Unwarranted […]

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Winnipeg Hipsters Pay Big Bucks to Milk Cows

December 1, 2017 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Always seeking “authentic old school” experiences, the hipster population of Winnipeg is now venturing outside the Perimeter to milk cows in rural Manitoba. Mennonite farmers in the region have been eager to capitalize […]

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Schekjbenjel to Marry Malkmäakjskhe

November 27, 2017 Andrew

THALBACH, MEXICO Mr. Peter and Aganetha Krahn of Swift Current Colony, Mexico are pleased to announce the engagement of their 18-year-old Malkmäakjskhe Susan to local Schekjbenjel Harry Wall of nearby Manitoba Colony. The wedding is to […]

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