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Canadians Gather to Celebrate 149 Years of Not Being America

July 1, 2016 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON Patriotic Canadians across the country will gather today to celebrate a really long time of not being the United States of America. “Canadians are a completely distinct culture. We have, like, slightly different […]

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