Quizzes
The World’s Easiest Mennonite Quiz
Alright, folks, this one is easy. I promise. It’s so easy that even the staunchest of Lutherans should get ten out of ten. Here it is: the world’s easiest Mennonite quiz. [wp_quiz id=”14699″]
Unger & Thirst
Mennonite Man Worried He Might Be Getting Old as He’s Finally Developed a Taste for Borscht
KLEEFELD, MB After a childhood of utter repulsion at the sight of cabbage borscht, 22-year-old Thomas Plett of Kleefeld has finally developed a taste for the stuff. “I’m not sure what did it,” said Plett. […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Woman Still Using the Toilet Paper She Bought Last Year
MOOSE JAW, SK Rose Bueckert, 43, of Moose Jaw has barely even scratched the surface of all the extra absorbent Cottonelle she panic-bought at the beginning of the pandemic last year. “It’s just like all […]
Unger Suspicion
Tom Brady Signs Massive $50 Million Geritol Endorsement Deal
TAMPA BAY, FL Aging NFL quarterback Tom Brady has signed a new two-year deal worth close to $50 million to endorse Geritol multivitamins. “I figure by the time I’m done this new contact with the […]
The Daily Bonnet
Mennonites Appear in New Reality Show ‘Quilting with the Stars’
ARBORG, MB Mrs. Bergman and Mrs. Kroeker or Arborg are just two of the many skilled Mennonite artisans to be featured on the upcoming season of ‘Quilting with the Stars.’ “We’ve been working on a […]