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Unger Suspicion

Bruce Springsteen to Finally Experience a Winnipeg Winter

February 15, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB More than 50 years into his career, rock icon Bruce Springsteen will finally be experiencing a Winnipeg winter later this year and local fans are excited at the prospect. “We’ve been trying to […]

The Daily Bonnet

Romantic Mennonite Couple Break Tradition with Evening Meddachschlop Tonight

February 14, 2023 Andrew

ALTONA, MB The Friesens of Altona are breaking centuries of tradition this evening by having their afternoon nap (ie. meddachschlop) sometime this evening rather than just after lunch. “It’s Valentine’s Day, so my Harold thought […]

Unger Games

Spy Balloon Drops Bogus Penalty Flag Onto Field During Dying Minutes of Super Bowl

February 13, 2023 Andrew

GLENDALE, AZ With less than two minutes to go in Super Bowl LVII, an inexplicable penalty flag mysteriously appeared on the field, leaving officials wondering what to do. “Hey, Harold, where’d that flag come from?” […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Attends Super Bowl Party Just for the Snacks

February 12, 2023 Andrew

AKRON, PA Even before the opening kickoff, Mrs. Funk had already filled three Tupperware containers with snacks at the West Akron Mennonite Church Super Bowl party. “What a beautiful array of dainties this year,” said […]

Headline Contest

Local Farmer Abe Krahn Harvests the Wild Oats He Previously Sowed (Headline Contest #2 winner)

February 11, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to Jeremy Robinson, headline contest winner for this week! Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as […]

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