New Jurassic Park Movie Climaxes with Explosive Debate in Morden Over Existence of Dinosaurs

MORDEN, MB

In the new reboot of the Jurassic Park franchise, producers have decided to set the movie in Morden and include the most intimidating villain of all time, a group of zealous fundamenalists trying to convince everyone that dinosaurs never really existed.

“The movie stars Scarlett Johansen as a Mordener desperately trying to defend Bruce the Mosasaur from the fundamentalists,” said screenwriter David Koop. “Things really come a head at a particularly heated church bruderhof meeting.”

There are so many explosions of temper at that meeting, that audience are on the edge of their seats.

“I couldn’t figure out how Scarlett was going to escape the wrath of the elders,” said movie enthusiast Karen Wiebe. “They had every weapon at their disposal–fists on pulpits, leaflets on windshields–you name it.”

In the end (spoiler alert) Bruce manages to survive and the fundamentalists return to Steinbach or Winkler or wherever they came from with their tales between their legs (metaphorically speaking).

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