MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN
Millions of Mennonites across the United States gathered for what they had heard was going to be a ‘No Krahns’ protest.
“It’s about time we sent those Krahns back to Canada,” said Mr. Wiens. “Hey, we might as well get rid of a few Duecks and Driedgers while we’re at it.”
The long list of beefs with the Krahns include their tendency to put way too many plums in the plumi moos and several notable instances of cheating during Dutch Blitz tournaments.
“And I hear they read from the NIV,” said Mr. Wiens. “Some of them even the ESV yet.”
Undeterred by the protests, the Krahns have decided to stay put.
“We’re not going anywhere,” said Mr. Krahn of Mountain Lake, Minnesota. “At least not until the harvest is complete.”
The Mennonite protestors joined millions of others who apparently were very confused by their presence and shockingly had no real problem with the Krahns.
