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Mennonite Man Narrowly Escapes Church Service in Catering Truck

August 20, 2026 Andrew

MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN Area man Donald Ausfahrt narrowly escaped the imminent threat of having to clean up the chairs after the church potluck this week. Ausfahrt led everyone to believe he was in the back […]

Unger & Thirst

Carney Asks Provinces to Return Shitty Inferior American Beer to Stores

August 19, 2026 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON With a potential trade deal in the works, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney is asking Canadian to start drinking shitty inferior American beer once again. “As a gesture of good will to our […]

Unger Games

Mennonite Church to Host UFC Fight

June 7, 2026 Andrew

NEWTON, KS The Third Mennonite Church of Newton, Kansas will be bringing in the crowds this week as they prepare to host their first ever UFC fight on the front lawn. “Come early and bring […]

The Daily Bonnet

Trump Calls Andrew Unger “Untalented, Totally Not Funny,” Demands Cancellation of The Unger Review

May 31, 2026 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC As part of his ongoing war on comedy, President Trump launched a series of attacks against Mennonite humourist Andrew Unger last night. “Totally untalented, not funny. Nobody reads The Unger Review. His ratings […]

Unger Suspicion

Baal Really Excited for New Statue in His Honour

May 17, 2026 Andrew

MIAMI, FL The ancient Canaanite deity Baal is super excited to have a statue in his honour placed just outside the Trump golf course in Florida. “I haven’t been honoured in such a public fashion […]

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